I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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