allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
it was like eating out sand paper
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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