yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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