So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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