Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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