In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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