never play flip cup with pint glasses
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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