All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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