oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
In other news, I just burned my penis
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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