Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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