no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize