Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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