and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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