I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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