I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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