return my video game
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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