I wanna passion pit in your ass
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
