video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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