There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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