My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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