problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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