So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
They are going to name an STD after you.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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