I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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