I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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