You work out of a Hotel?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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