also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm bleeding and have questions
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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