How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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