Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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