You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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