We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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