Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
