There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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