I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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