i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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