if you like me you must not know who I am
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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