Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
No...this little piggys going to the bar
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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