New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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