THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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