It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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