wat bout pragnant strippers??
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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