oh god the rape fog is back!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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