no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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