One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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