He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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