Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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