I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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