she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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