Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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