i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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