Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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