so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
