Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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