our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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