Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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