no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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